You surviving the open bar?
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Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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