It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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