Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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