She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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