i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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