you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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