put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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