She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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