apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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