It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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