dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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