are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
me + whiskey = a bad person
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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