oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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