Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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