Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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