We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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