Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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