He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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