after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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