God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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