we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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