That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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