Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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