none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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