i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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