i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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