come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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