A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
where are my eyebrows?
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