I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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