You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We're too hungover to prance.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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