loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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