Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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