i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
from now on my penis is your penis
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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