When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He felt like a one man threesome
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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