Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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