I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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