Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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