AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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