I am puke
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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