Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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