i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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