Having a random hookup so left but love u
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
