I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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