You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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