Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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