Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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