4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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