I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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