And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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