But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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