So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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