That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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