I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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