Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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