come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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