Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
If I die, sorry about rent.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
