so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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