If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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