chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
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three words: i give head
three words: not that well
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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