Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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